I need to overcome my magazine addiction. Seriously.

Glamour says "Hey, it's ok"
  • to really want to get married super-duper bad.
  • to take a quick YouTube break at work. A sneezing panda can really clear the head.
  • to buy it without trying it on--especially if you're wearing more layers than a piece of baklava.
  • to laugh inappropriately every time Maury says, "Billy Bob...you ARE the father."

and I say it's ok

  • to eventually get tired of all the Christmas music.
  • to be more creative with the wrapping than with the actual gifts.
  • to look forward to time off more than gifts.
  • to miss your family and be glad you're not home at the same time.
  • to not be perfect!

Which leads me to Glamour's "Reasons Being Perfect is Overrated"

  • Have you seen the Venus de Milo? Awe-inspiring--and yet, missing two arms!
  • Avoiding chipped fingernails means no gardening, no pistachio eating, no "Heart and Soul" playing. Not worth it!
  • Well, it's exhausting.
  • Nobody interesting has perfect handwriting.
  • If you act like a professional all the time, no one will talk to you at the office holiday party.
  • Breast implants need replacing every 10 yeras or so. Just FYI.
  • Mutts are just the cutest!

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